Okay, neurotic me has been going over this email again and again. As expected. And I think I figured out what he really was saying. I mean I don’t think he is that interested in explaining the ‘why’ to me, to give me some form of comfort.
No no, what he really meant was something like this:
You know, my ma told me it was kinda harsh to dump you by email. Twice. And you still have my laptop. And clothes. And I don’t want you to burn them cause then I will loose all my saved games. And the one pair of good shoes I own. And I feel a bit bad cause my ma and friends think I’m an asshole for the mail thing, so if you could be so kind to show me some redemption? Then I can party away freely this weekend. And get my stuff back.
Thank you and goodnight.